What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:20

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
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-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.